Fandt lidt sjove ting på min pc.
Det er altid sundt med et godt grin.
HORMONE HOSTAGE
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do, is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!
DANGEROUS -- What's for dinner?
SAFER -- Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST -- Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS -- Are you wearing that?
SAFER -- Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST -- WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS -- What are you so worked up about?
SAFER -- Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST -- Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS -- Should you be eating that?
SAFER -- You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST -- Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRAAFE -- Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS -- What did you do all day?
SAFER -- I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST -- I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some more chocolate.
Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember:
Money talks...but chocolate sings.
Another thing to giggle about...
My husband, not happy with my moodswings, bought me a moodring the other day so he would be able to
monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.
Here, have some chocolate!
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En besøgende amerikansk prædikant (= P) står på talerstolen i Indre Missions forsamlingshus, og en noget uerfaren og nervøs tolk (= T) står parat til at oversætte de vise ord:
P: My dear friends
T: Mine dyre venner
P: Welcome to this honourable house
T: Velkommen til dette horrible hus
P: I have come here tonight to give you a message
T: Jeg er kommet her i aften for at give jer massage
P: A message that will make you feel warm and calm inside
T: En massage, som vil få jer til at føle jer varme og kvalme indeni
P: I want you to hold hands and feel his sweet love lift you up
T: Jeg vil, at I skal holde hænder og føle sveden love at løfte jer op
P: Tonight I want to tell you about a mans call to life
T: I aften vil jeg fortælle jer om en mand kaldet Leif
P: His father was a carpenter
T: Hans far var billakerer
P: As a boy he liked to watch his mother in the kitchen
T: Som barn kunne han lide at vaske sin mor i køkkenet
P: Finally as a man, he went out in the world to explore there
T: Til slut, som mand, tog han ud i verden for at eksplodere
P: Who was this important man?
T: Hvem var denne impotente mand?
P: Who went in desert for 40 days?
T: Som ventede på dessert i 40 dage?
P: Who gave us the sun and the moon, the burning wind and sent the rain to us?
T: Som gav os solen og månen og brændevinen og sendte regningen til os?
P: He helped the fishermen when they caught the fish
T: Han hjalp fiskerne, når de blev kåde af fisk
P: He loved everyone
T: Han elskede med alle
P: And Moses followed him
T: Og musene fulgte ham
P: And we too must follow him
T: Og vi to må følge ham
P: We must give other the message
T: Vi må give andre en massage
P: But we must have money, cash to help us
T: Men vi må have Johnny Cash til at hjælpe os
P: I will send round this collection plate
T: Jeg vil sende min pladekollektion rundt
P: So please give us all your money that you can afford
T: Så giv os venligst alle jeres penge til en ny Ford
P: And may God Bless You All
T: Og må Gud blæse på jer alle
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